I was raring and ready to start my day today, but the BraMobile wasn't. She just didn't want to turn over. A bit of panic set in. You see, last week I went to buy a laptop. I wanted to pay for a third of it and finance the rest. Well, for a variety of […]
» Read more...Month: August 2003
Other Funny Bras
If you thought sand in your bra was a little uncomfortable, check out this old bra. I was more entertained by the poster's writing than the picture. Thanks Joe E.
» Read more...AAA Jump #1
I went to go get the postcards and the car wouldn't start. I had accidentally left the lights on for three hours. Three hours, is that all it takes? Bloody hell. So now, as if I have the spare hour, I'm going to get AAA to come give me a jump, and drive it around […]
» Read more...Filling the Seats
We've only got 12 bookstore events so far and that's not enough in my book. Not for a seven week tour. At this point, it's just as important to get people to come to the readings we already have, as it is to book new ones. Yesterday, I took 12 postcard designs down to Kinko’s […]
» Read more...Yes, that book
I got a great call today. But first the backstory. Yesterday, I was trying to set up an event in Atlanta, GA where I’ll be handing over the BraMobile to Raj Khadka, long time TT editor and friend. It so happens that Atlanta has a women’s bookstore similar to the one’s I’ve read at in […]
» Read more...Everyone Who’s Anyone
Looking for the inside scoop and contact info on agents but can’t be bothered to go to the library and look at the LMP? Try this. Everyone Who’s Anyone in Adult Trade Publishing Aspiring writer Gerard Jones has offered up all the contacts he collected while pitching his two books. While his rejection letters might […]
» Read more...I Need Some Help
Just in case any of you have a spare half hour or hour…I could use a little bit of help. Here are some mini projects that don’t take that much time. They’re last on my list because I need to focus all my time on trying to get more events and media. And of course, […]
» Read more...Can We Say BabeMobile?
A gorgeous black man in a champagne Nissan pulled up next to me at a light and smiled till I was finished rolling down the window. Here we go, our first joke about the pink car, I thought. “How's that diesel working out for you?” he said. I was caught off guard. And also in […]
» Read more...The Bramobile Needs It’s First Wash
I'm taking the Bramobile to a signmaker today to get an estimate on the stickers. But first we're going to get it’'s first wash. I'm going to a gas station in Marin, where I hope they have diesel so I can multitask. But back to the washing. You know it was spray painted, right? I […]
» Read more...Vegas or Australia…hmmm
I found out that my two favorite places are currently running contests for free trips. Vegas, Baby! Submit your best Vegas story in 250 words, and you could “win a trip to Hollywood to play in a celebrity high-statkes charitable poker game with cast members from the NBC drama “Las Vegas” and attend the world […]
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